Mi sveglio. Sono in una bara. Ah, sono morto.
Vabbè , vediamo a little 'How much is the real story.
I leave the coffin. There's a dick. But if
Funari became supply of cigarettes and a remote control, I have fitted with a carton of cigarette lighters with a beer (you never know) and the keys of my bike.
E 'dark enough here, needless to say that light is the pay. Mmm, I know I'm in hell, oh well , was to be expected. Ok, Dov 'is Lucifer's cock, I want to know too. There is none.
scream like crazy but no one answers.
Then in the corner I parked my bike, I knew that I would follow.
And I find little more down? A distributor Shell. Wow, here is making it big, just a different world!
There is a type that sits at the pump.
I go running and my car.
"beautiful" I say
"beautiful," he says
"with full"
It is full, look at me and smiles.
"Look, I know that I have no money, indeed, if you do I have to say ... but dev 'to be a secret eh ... the other day, the day before you die, knowing that would happen what happened, I could not resist the temptation ... "
"What temptation ..." I asked curiously
"Well, you know not, indeed I will not be mica was the only ..."
"But of that ..."
"I bought a house!"
I say "Oh good shit! While we were you could wait a little 'no?"
"No, but you know ... I wanted to leave the funny."
She looks at me incredulously for a moment, then says
"Kill that bastard ...!"
"Yeah ... but I thought of everything eh, my brother is in Cuba, are with the dick, no children or relatives are still alive ... But come on, should not be a problem, and then I have a trust 1000 € "
" And how much did you paid for the house? "
"12 million!"
"Kill, and that you bought six ..."
"A penthouse at the English Steps .... You do not know what I've got due paper work ... did not pass, then I gave him a check, have accepted it because was an acquaintance, only to stop, I told him that I reviewed with a circular will stand still for aspects ... "The type
remained staring
" Okay, so you understand, I can not pay you, but if I want a pack of cigarettes ... what has come to the station? "
" But no, it's all here free, do not worry "
" Free? But really? But then this is not hell ... "
" No, here are not anywhere, you have to go to the front desk, sign the acceptance form, take the application form and go to interview there and then decide where you go "
" Holy shit, files or ... well here, then hello, as soon as I finish the full review, it's free ... my mom put me in Shall have departed like crazy "
Check with the concierge and compile everything, I put myself in a corner to smoke at some point ... Then I see the tunnel, full of light.
What amended, kill then do not tell bullshit
... "It 's your turn," he says goalkeeper
"Yes please" I go running and I turn
"But where it goes, you can not go in motion, it is forbidden, you are a soul in sight, it stop! "
" I do not give a fuck! "and childbirth.
The tunnel it's nice long, straight on, a bit 'boring, then I open, I get to 240 ... "
... ...
Meanwhile, further up," Lord, here comes a new soul "
" His name? "
RA
"But who? Bebbo ?? "
" Yes sir, it will be here soon, is going up on a motorcycle ... "
" Noooo, tell him no, tell him ... invented something, you receive it ... "
" But, sir, is you must ...."
" Ciaoooooo ....."
...
Arrival, there is a large square, brightly lit. I turn off and go downstairs.
I see a skinny little chap dressed all in white, bald ... I look a bit 'timid.
Mi avvicino e lo osservo...
"No...non mi dire che sei tu...non può essere...ti facevo un po' più grosso sai? Con la barba, insomma una presenza imponente...E poi sei calvo, cioè, non te regoli..."
"Io sono un umile servitore" mi risponde
"Ah, beh dicevo io...Comunque, che devo fa ?"
"Il Signore è un attimo occupato ma arriverà a momenti, intanto se vuole può pregare con me"
"No non voglio, anzi, visto che devo aspettare mi dici dov 'è il distributore più vicino che ho viaggiato a manetta e sto in riserva? Ah, già che ci sei, un tabaccaio?"
"Ma lei ha una minima idea di dove si trova?"
Il tipo non fa have time to finish speaking when I hear a voice from behind ...
"Dear ... I was waiting, I was in the bathroom ..."
A truly great man, handsome, dressed in jeans and T-shirt, flip flops, brown hair and sideburns, about 1 meter and 90, weigh around 100 kg .
I watch charmed ...
"But you are ... God?"
"Yes, it's me ... uh, there you'll excuse me a moment ..." He nods to the guy who leaves us alone, disappearing ...
"Then," sits "Sit back and let's chat"
"I really have no words, you're cool!"
"Cool?" What do you mean "
" No. .. is that one is thinking of you and always has in mind a certain type of person, you know, white hair long beard ... "
" Well, yeah, that's the collective imagination ... actually I have no body, as many already know I am one spirit. What you see is your representation of me. Are your eyes as you wish I was a sort of mirror, I do not know what I mean ... "
" Oh yeah? Beautiful ... na amended this thing. "
" But getting back to us, so 'is all this hatred towards me? "
" Well, come on, even though you, you made some shit ... wars, hunger ... the petrol! Ao, come on, you could do something there not? "
" Okay is now free, you want scusa..."
"E ho capito che ora è gratis, però quando stavamo al passo delle capannelle mica era tanto gratis..."
"Ma, sai...." e inizia una lunga conversazione.
Dopo un paio d'ore...
"Si perchè se Biaggi avesse avuto la Repsol allora potevano pure combattere ad armi pari, quello è un fenomeno, guarda in Superbike che ha combinato! Ma lo posso trovare in giro?"gli chiedo
" Qui ?"
"Ah, immagino che non posso stare...devo tornare giù?"
"Ma dove?"
"Che ne so, all'inferno?"
"Ma no, ma non credere a quelle cose, sono tutte dicerie..."
"But I've never believed it not, I figured I could not believe you ..."
"Come robbe , a bit 'of seriousness, however, at least in front of me ..."
"Yes, yes, thou hast reason is that I feel more ... alive."
"I know, I know, you get used to it. However, it was nice talking to you, now you're free, go anywhere."
I greet him, mounted the bike and look at him a moment longer ...
"But you know what?"
"Tell me," he says
"I did not, I swear, I never imagined that I was afraid ... be good."
"Well, God forbid, I am God .."
switch on and ...
Meanwhile, while they are in motion ...
"Gabriel, come,
is gone ...." "Yes Sir, I say"
"Mamma mia that hard work, of course we must take it with pliers
eh, but it is not bad ... Remember the man who was recently ago, what was his name, one set with sports, football, come on, what went to live in Miami "
" Ah, yes, EB "replied the servant
" Yes, it seems to me that they were friends I do not know why but both I have repeated the story of Big Bang I have not yet understood, the ideas must be a bit 'confused ... Oh well "
Then suddenly a roar ...
" What 'è?"
"Non saprei signore, sembra il rumore di una moto..."
"Oddio eccolo che torna, e adesso cosa vorrà..."
Mi avvicino ai due tenendo acceso...
"Eh, senta Dio, un' ultima cosa..."
"Dimmi Roberto, in cosa posso aiutarti"
"So che è un po' difficile, perchè saremo miliardi qua in giro, però...Non è che si ricorda dov 'è Bayliss ?"
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